What For?

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Pardon me French.

I dunno.

For the past few days, if I haven't been harassing people to download my fuckin' mixtape, which isn't going too well versus other cats who have listeners, I've been watching porn.

Not for the thrill of watching porn. "Ayo, I'm tired of using technology." If I'm not in Limbo like I thought I was, I'm fucking dead........Just for kicks I guess. It's not the same as it used to be. Porn induced orgasms just ain't the same.

So I was watching South Park last night, their "Grapes of Wrath" parody....and I was taking it deeper than really need be. Stan's dad, Randy, was watching all the bizarre porn...I can't understand how it piques interest in anybody. Brazilian Fart Porn, Japanese Girls Puking In Each Others' Mouths, Bestiality? 

I was put onto this website, porn303.com.

They boast having ALL the porn. Which is essentially true....but if you're not into that kinda thing, you might think they have a decent amount, nothing special.

The oddest porn I have ever seen that's considered porn....okay, there are two accounts. One video, this guy and his buddies thought it would be funny to film their friend getting nailed by a horse.....he died afterward.....

The other one, you've probably seen it, 2 Girls 1 Cup.

After that, I'm not too interested in all the shit they offer. Do these keywords get you going?

  • Bathroom
  • B.D.S.M
  • Bizarre
  • Bukkake
  • Dad and Girl
  • Double Penetration(That could be vaginal AND anal, or double anal...take your pick.)
  • Fisting
  • Footdom
  • Granny
  • Midget
  • Pissing 
  • Pregnant
  • Shemale
  • Tranny
  • Weird
And the list goes on.........

I was also watching Tosh.0 the other day. He was doing Chat Roulette, which I didn't know was real.....if you saw the South Park that parodied Facebook and Tr0n, you remember how every time they 'rouletted', it was a guy jacking off....and sure enough, that's what happened on Tosh.0......

Crazy world we live in. I thought I was crazy, I thought I weird......Nigga, I look like Mr.Rogers compared to the people who like that shit.

My sleeping's been off....................

I appreciate anybody who took about 15-30 minutes getting my mixtape........you gotta start somewhere.......Thus far, nothing but approval.........maybe they're lying, maybe they're not listening at all........

I dunno. I need to quit thinking, ya?


--midas is......fuck, I don't know--

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